lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

gingerafffe:

I like for my sister to start her day with new knowledge to help her get up and on her way

gingerafffe:

I like for my sister to start her day with new knowledge to help her get up and on her way

icorly:

please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made

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troyesivan:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

ACCURATE.

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

stupidstagram:

EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS 

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

kpoptrollogy:

proper way to eat pizza

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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